May 2013
scousethemouse:
ok the fic i read is so well-written that now when i pick up actually young adult books and try to read i’m like ‘what the fuck is this’
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
oomshi:
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
lespreg:
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
didney-worl-no-uta:
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
NOOSE BURGER
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
theniamsextapes:
mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
“I’m not like most black people”
– Ignorant self hating niggas (via theb0nez0ne)
The first time I saw Harry Potter and Dudley went off on his parents I was so scared for him. I was SURE his parents were gonna whup that ass.
fffcuk:
subternatural:
fffcuk:
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
emobaria:
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
vladimirmedvedev:
“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
